The Harriet Miers Lookalike Poll. Your candidates: Darrin's Mom in "Bewitched", Jerri Blank, Alice Cooper, Rachel Dratch (who apparently will play her on SNL this weekend), Ozzy Osbourne, Nicole Richie (shudder), Robert Smith and Billie Joe Armstrong.
Edit: we indicated a willingness to accept write in vote. There have been, er, more than expected, with Emperor Palpatine leading the insurgency. Other possibilities:
• Iggy Pop
• Dana Carvey's Church Lady
• Florence Henderson
• The elder Mrs. Bush
• Tracy Ullman
• Chris Kattan
• Swoosie Kurtz
• Tommy Franks
• Estelle Getty
• Madam
• The Joker
• Zell Miller
We'll consider doing a run-off between the poll winner and Palpatine if the Emperor's surge continues, though we will refrain from commenting on the aptness of the write-ins otherwise. Except to say that they are all just as qualified to actually serve as Miers is.
Edit: we indicated a willingness to accept write in vote. There have been, er, more than expected, with Emperor Palpatine leading the insurgency. Other possibilities:
• Iggy Pop
• Dana Carvey's Church Lady
• Florence Henderson
• The elder Mrs. Bush
• Tracy Ullman
• Chris Kattan
• Swoosie Kurtz
• Tommy Franks
• Estelle Getty
• Madam
• The Joker
• Zell Miller
We'll consider doing a run-off between the poll winner and Palpatine if the Emperor's surge continues, though we will refrain from commenting on the aptness of the write-ins otherwise. Except to say that they are all just as qualified to actually serve as Miers is.
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