Bahari was a former Collegian editor who was squicked out by strange words ("panties") and called the police when one of her cow-orkers trapped a squirrel in her office. It's impossible to relate the sheer utter goodness of Bahari in text. But I can't explain the following paragraph....
Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.
I know I'm not on the cutting edge of fashion, and suddenly, I'm glad.
Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.
I know I'm not on the cutting edge of fashion, and suddenly, I'm glad.
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