With Teeth

[sigma7]

Mufferfupper. Fo apparenwy my gumf haf fwowwen a bit in the waft few dayf. Fo dey had to numb me up (firft wif a fwab and den wif WOTF OF NEEDLEF) and fwap de teef in, and dey're afkin' me, "Do dey feew okay?" and I'm aww wike, "No, you foow, becaufe haff my fafe if afweef!" Fo when it wearf off I'll frob'ly haf a cwooked fafe. I'm awweady tawkin' like Gweta Van Fufteren. Grr.

Oh, in unwewated (or if it?) newf, bwame Wore for dif:

Comments

[beeform]

OMG. I am trying so freakin' hard not to *howl* with laughter. I'm making these muffled choking sounds and Rhi had to make sure I was okay...

It hurts (but I'm sure you won't know that later, huh?)

Oh dear.

Between you and Cleo's Doom!Sonic story this morn, I've filled my quota of choked laughter for the month.

[robing.livejournal.com]

"Mufferfupper". Genius.

[kitblonde.livejournal.com]

I am very sorry for your face debacle. However, I am also gigglin' 'cuz of your numb-spelling. So I'm kinda conflicted, here.

[erica-roo.livejournal.com]

Even after dentistry, you are a funny man. I hope you stay numb so it isn't painful!

[jkgriffin.livejournal.com]

Feel better soon. Good thing you are a comedic genius.

[kateshort.livejournal.com]

Fweeeee!

My dental adventures aren't until tomorrow, yay. In the meantime, I'm laughing at your spelling, though not at your pain. Really.