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Welcome back to the world of sleep disorders. Not sure if it was the storms or the meds or what, but my internal clock is all shot again. The best thing about the holiday weekend was me bestest chum Rusty sneaking up thisaway -- well, the occasion for it was not good, as his grandma is very ill, but at least we got to kick it and play basketball old school. So that was nifty.
Second best thing was me oldest chum Rae getting engaged. So my oddly prophetic dream of her being shot and almost mortally wounded that day wasn't quite accurate. Good.
I'm not doing the book meme. It's too long and it'll be kinda sad how few of them I've read. I want to keep my memes under 400 lines.
And now, goodness:
"Troy" in fifteen minutes. Brilliant. "They were totally our cousins." "I am the King of Kings. PH34R!" And the shout-out to Orestes and Electra...joy.
If current avatar generators are too low-res and unrealistic for you (and I just found another, though it's in...Italian?), there's Morphases. My best still doesn't look like me, though.
Need more random generators? There's the Seventh Sanctum. More generators than your mind can rationally cope with (though none can match the sheer panache of They Fight Crime!). Mine's boggling at the idea of a Lindsey (Angel)/Lester Burnham (American Beauty) fanfic pairing generated by this.
Vianne (Chocolat)/Bo Duke
Snape (HP)/Richard Nixon (Miah...?)
Talia Winters (Bab5)/Amber Atkins (Drop Dead Gorgeous) (I'm not sure this doesn't exist....)
Faith (BtVS)/Wedge Antilles
Jeremy (Sports Night)/Abigail (The Crucible) (It'd be worth it just to imagine Joshua Malina's face)
Tobias Funk (Arrested Development)/Enos (Dukes of Hazzard) (...)
Tobias Funk (Arrested Development)/Valmont (Dangerous Liaisons) (this is getting honestly quite scary)
Maximus (Gladiator)/John Steed (Avengers) (whoa)
Orlando Bloom/Jar Jar Binks (AAAAAAAAA)
Elmo (Sesame Street)/Sheriff Lucas Buck (American Gothic) (sublime)
Kyle Reese (Terminator)/Simon Donovan (West Wing) (at least Kyle got some)
Tobias Funk (Arrested Development)/Boromir (LotR) (okay, that's enough)
Olivia Benson (SVU)/Mary Shelley (...hrm!)
Christopher Marlowe/Flash Gordon
Jack the Ripper/Dawn (BtVS) (shortest...fanfic...ever)
Lola (Run Lola Run)/Michelle Dessler (24) (a lot of panting)
Mace Windu (Star Wars)/Hector (The Iliad)
Mace Windu (Star Wars)/Thundarr the Barbarian
Robin/Venus Flytrap (WKRP in Cincinnati)
The Cheat (Homestar Runner)/Mal Reynolds (Firefly)
Drusilla (Buffy)/The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland) (dialogue composed by magnetic poetry)
Harry Potter/Charles Foster Kane (Citizen Kane)
The Cheat (Homestar Runner)/Mother Theresa (oh, hell yes)
Illyria (Angel)/Marquis de Sade (and very perplexing conversations with Wesley afterward)
Second best thing was me oldest chum Rae getting engaged. So my oddly prophetic dream of her being shot and almost mortally wounded that day wasn't quite accurate. Good.
I'm not doing the book meme. It's too long and it'll be kinda sad how few of them I've read. I want to keep my memes under 400 lines.
And now, goodness:
"Troy" in fifteen minutes. Brilliant. "They were totally our cousins." "I am the King of Kings. PH34R!" And the shout-out to Orestes and Electra...joy.
If current avatar generators are too low-res and unrealistic for you (and I just found another, though it's in...Italian?), there's Morphases. My best still doesn't look like me, though.
Need more random generators? There's the Seventh Sanctum. More generators than your mind can rationally cope with (though none can match the sheer panache of They Fight Crime!). Mine's boggling at the idea of a Lindsey (Angel)/Lester Burnham (American Beauty) fanfic pairing generated by this.
Vianne (Chocolat)/Bo Duke
Snape (HP)/Richard Nixon (Miah...?)
Talia Winters (Bab5)/Amber Atkins (Drop Dead Gorgeous) (I'm not sure this doesn't exist....)
Faith (BtVS)/Wedge Antilles
Jeremy (Sports Night)/Abigail (The Crucible) (It'd be worth it just to imagine Joshua Malina's face)
Tobias Funk (Arrested Development)/Enos (Dukes of Hazzard) (...)
Tobias Funk (Arrested Development)/Valmont (Dangerous Liaisons) (this is getting honestly quite scary)
Maximus (Gladiator)/John Steed (Avengers) (whoa)
Orlando Bloom/Jar Jar Binks (AAAAAAAAA)
Elmo (Sesame Street)/Sheriff Lucas Buck (American Gothic) (sublime)
Kyle Reese (Terminator)/Simon Donovan (West Wing) (at least Kyle got some)
Tobias Funk (Arrested Development)/Boromir (LotR) (okay, that's enough)
Olivia Benson (SVU)/Mary Shelley (...hrm!)
Christopher Marlowe/Flash Gordon
Jack the Ripper/Dawn (BtVS) (shortest...fanfic...ever)
Lola (Run Lola Run)/Michelle Dessler (24) (a lot of panting)
Mace Windu (Star Wars)/Hector (The Iliad)
Mace Windu (Star Wars)/Thundarr the Barbarian
Robin/Venus Flytrap (WKRP in Cincinnati)
The Cheat (Homestar Runner)/Mal Reynolds (Firefly)
Drusilla (Buffy)/The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland) (dialogue composed by magnetic poetry)
Harry Potter/Charles Foster Kane (Citizen Kane)
The Cheat (Homestar Runner)/Mother Theresa (oh, hell yes)
Illyria (Angel)/Marquis de Sade (and very perplexing conversations with Wesley afterward)