It's kinda sad that there are only two real memorable Thanksgiving-ish quotes in the American consciousness -- Malcolm X once noted "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us." And I'm not sure that counts as a Thanksgiving quote, but close enough for flag football.

The second, and my favorite, belongs to grizzled station manager Arthur Carlson of fictional radio station WKRP in Cincinnati. After essentially bombing a shopping mall with turkeys from a flying helicopter and facing the redirected wrath of the surviving poultry, he delivers one of the great lines (and perfect delivery and timing) in American sit-com history: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Edit: Someone YouTubed the episode, in chunks. Glorious. Here's the dramatic crescendo.



Playing Carlson was Gordon Jump, later known as the perpetually-lonely Maytag repairman, but also significantly an alumnus of Kansas State University's journalism program, who worked in radio in both Manhattan and Topeka. He was never less than a generous patron of both journalism and theatre (once it began at K-State), and visited several times before dying in 2003.

It's a pity that music rights have kept DVD releases off the shelves and reruns wretchedly edited -- the show wasn't perfect, but when it was good, it was very, very good. (The revival series? Not so much.)

From: [identity profile] anw.livejournal.com


I would never have pegged Malcolm X for a Cole Porter fan.

From: [identity profile] daethkow.livejournal.com


Free WKRP!

My favorite moment from that episode: Right after the afforementioned Les Nesman line, he continues, "I don't know how much longer I can hold out here Johnny. The crowd is--"

Johnny Fever: "Les? Les? Les are you there? Les isn't there." *turns pots up* Thanks for that on-the-spot report Les. For those of you who just tuned in the Pinedale shopping mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven."

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Yay, another Anything Goes fan!!! I was going to comment that it was from Cole Porter, but you beat me to it.
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