"How was your flight? Were the chickens loud?"

[sigma7]

A South Carolina Gamecocks fan fatally shot a friend over a $20 bet on a weekend football game, authorities said....

...Metts said Johnson's wife and several friends told police that Johnson then said: "You can't shoot me, I'm invisible."

And Quick replied, "No you're not."

Bonus: reporter on the scene is old amiga Dánica Coto, one of the saner members of the fin de siècle Collegian.

Comments

[rewil.livejournal.com]

Yay Dánica! If I were Davo, I'd say something to the effect of how proud the Ticos must be.

[bishop282.livejournal.com]

Johnson's line reminds me of a favorite clip from Reno 911 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvV1aGA3ugQ). The correct reply is "You're a loony. (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes)"