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[sigma7]

A Babelfish translation of a text-only post on soveshnik:

Owl no one pecked!!!

Extraordinary proishestviye in the capital zoo. This morning THE MEDIA they reported that the owl to death pecked man.

Reporting in the program "Conduct- Moscow":
Is the day before in the morning approximately into seven hour the servant of the zoo, which came to feed birds in the cell, where owl was contained, actually revealed the body of man. As that be killeden fell into the cell and which occurred with that night, until now, accurately unknown. Initially the colleagues of zoo assumed that the man attempted to steal bird, and to it it was necessary to protect. The wounds were discovered on the head of man.

VLADIMIR ZDORENKO
DEPUTY PRESNENSKOGO INTER-DISTRICT ATTORNEY:
"according to the results of dissection the reason for death was established supercooling. Tramva, which was discovered on the head, it not was connected the cause-effect connection none with death it had ".

In connection with this procuratorship will be accepted the solution about the refusal in the criminal complaint for this fact.

Comments

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Awwww. So the owl merely pecked at the head of someone who froze to death, perhaps even trying in vain to wake the poor soul up and save his life.

[kitblonde.livejournal.com]

Always gotta be careful about that established supercooling.