Coping mechanism: Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer

[sigma7]

Not like I'm going to be using these brain cells anyway....

Generated here.

Captain James T Kirk/David St. Hubbins (Spinal Tap)
Miss Parker (The Pretender)/Unicron (Transformers)
Inspector Gadget/Lando Calrissian (Star Wars)
Juror #8 (Twelve Angry Men)/The Cheat (Homestar Runner)
Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)/Charles Foster Kane (Citizen Kane)
Rutherford B. Hayes/Daria Morgendorffer (Daria)
Clem (Buffy)/Abbey Bartlet (WW)
Charles Foster Kane (Citizen Kane)/The Emperor (Star Wars) (this, I think, would be worth it....)
Sadako (The Ring)/Harry Kim (Voyager) (ditto)
Shaggy (Scooby Doo)/Bree Van de Camp (Desperate Housewives)
Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H)/Eric Draven (The Crow:Stairway to Heaven)
The L-shaped block (Tetris)/The Emperor (Star Wars) (...)
Marvin (Hitchhiker's Guide)/Jim (28 Days Later)
Ed Wood/Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
Carl (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)/Hans Gruber (Die Hard)

My favorite of this batch is the potential Mrs. Doubtfire/Godzilla fic, though Ally McBeal/King George III has potential.