I share this with you that you may despair with me

[sigma7]

Today's trauma-inducing quartet of words: bacon-flavored personal lubricant.

Comments

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Well, at least it's not a new use for baconnaise.

[kateshort.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that many a frontiersman used bacon fat or bacon grease as a personal lube way back before such things were actually marketed.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

...

...Now I'm going to have to stab myself in the frontal lobe with a screwdriver. Damn imagination.

[nute.livejournal.com]

Brings new meaning to "fear the wrath of my mighty pork sword!"

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware there was an old meaning.

[nute.livejournal.com]

Probably in a Japanese commercial somewhere.

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds almost as enticing as bacon flavored vodka: http://bakonvodka.com/

[paraxeni.livejournal.com]

*twitch*

I can't let Lisa find out about this, or we're all in danger, all of us!

[silent-ic-river.livejournal.com]

Noooooo!!!!!!

You owe me some brain bleach. Like, now.


Oh, my poor brain.

[spankingfemme.livejournal.com]

Um... I'm scared to click! LOL!

[phoenixfire12.livejournal.com]

The words "trauma-inducing" and "WTF" don't even BEGIN to describe that.

[samson-of-5.livejournal.com]

Will produce a sudden upsurge in crotches being swarmed by flies....sorry, just had to.

[samson-of-5.livejournal.com]

your avatar scares me, he follows me all around my room. Make it stop!

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I sense the development of a new and recognized kink community.

I won't be a part of it, but i can see it being born.