Picspam, bring-me-the-skull-of-Norv-Turner edition

[sigma7]

Of course, every picspam comes with the plea that someone, anyone should BRING ME THE SKULL OF NORV TURNER, just tonight more than most. It's Bolts-Chefs (aka the Divided Loyalty Bowl) on Monday Night Football, and given that this weekend was an absolute pigskin suckfest, I'm...worried. As long as nobody gets critically injured (and the Chargers stop putting concussed players back into the game to the point where they have seizures on the flight home for Christ's sake) then I'll be...eh, somewhat satisfied. That said, Phil, your team is the blue-and-yellow, not the red-and-white, okay? There WILL be a quiz, a 60-minute-long quiz.

No original content contained herein and no ownership implied; all material ganked from the farthest reaches of the Internets. If unsatisfied with picspam, please return unused portion of post for a full refund. Use only as directed. If symptoms persist, see a doctor. For a free written transcript, hit CTRL-P. I'm taking Chargers by a field goal. I don't really know why.

Comments

[manekikoneko.livejournal.com]

Stole your pea birds, put 'em on Tumblr.

I got my mother one of those replica dogs! A lady on Etsy makes them. You send her photos and notes; she did a good job with Mom's chihuahua.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Love the dancing peafowl. They're gorgeous, but you can also tell how dangerous they can be in attack mode with talons at the ready. Typically they're docile and can even be social and friendly, but they have a hair trigger and they've put my dad in the ER before.

And awww replica dawg! Wonder if she does 'tiels...?

No Contest

[40ozslurpee.livejournal.com]

Batmanatee > Iron Manatee.