nooooo

[sigma7]

E-mail from my former boss, which he got from the company HR director:

Today, December 21st, the coffee vending machines will be on FREE vend. This is a holiday treat provided to all of us from our vending machine supplier, Drink-O-Mat Company.

I've never missed work more than I do right now.

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[beeform]

I bet he was drinking a VAT of coffee while sending that email... :-(

[opheliasclone.livejournal.com]

Aw, how sad.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Last year I gorged before my EKG. And it came out fine. Huh.

[rewil.livejournal.com]

Aw. The coffee, the cocoa. The coffecoa. Need!

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

That was damn funny. You were so wired that you were vibrating by 8:15 a.m..... And Mr. Shouty made the AP Industry News that runs every week on the wire. About how he's taken a new job. Wheee...

[querldox.livejournal.com]

Darn, and here I'd been feeling bummed due to missing the venison tenderloin that was on the free lunch menu for today...

And now I dance

[rewil.livejournal.com]

So I just went downstairs to get a nice cup of tea and found out that we also are served by the Drink-O-Mat Company.

!!!

I'll be raising cups in your honor all night.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Now that's a perk.

Of course, the closest we had to Segways was being given the option to fall down the stairs to save time.

Re: And now I dance

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

::wail::