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Rotten Tomatoes reviews of Alone in the Dark. This has to be better than the movie, considering it has a staggering freshness rating of 1%.

"The three stars have seen better days, but I'd like to think they could still do something classier and more dignified than this. Like gay porn."

"Too stupid to watch, too loud to nap through, Alone in the Dark shows just how tenuous Plan Nine From Outer Space's hold on that 'worst movie ever' title really is."

"...asking the viewer to accept Tara Reid as a scientist is pure insanity, requiring a staggering leap of faith that I can't even begin to contemplate."

"This is jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, 'I-can't- believe-someone- made-this-crap' badness we're dealing with."

"Saying Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."

Ouch.

Comments

House of the Dead

[missmiah.livejournal.com]

If it's got currently dead creepies, previously dead creepies or soon to be dead creepies I'm all about it. Zombies are usually my personal giggle fest. The crappier the movie, the more I adore it because it's usually unintentionally funny.

House of the Dead is so far down the Crap-O-Meter that it passes Funny and just heads into Waste of Film. Liked the video game. Hate the movie with the burning hate of a thousand hate filled people. It's not the worst horror film I've ever seen (that would be It's Pat) but it's right up there.