Ken Jennings Mistaken For Subway's Jared Again
MURRAY, UT—Ken Jennings, who rose to mid-level fame by winning a record $2.5 million on Jeopardy last year, was erroneously identified as Subway restaurant pitchman Jared Fogle again Monday. "Today a woman at the post office came up and congratulated me for losing all that weight," Jennings said. "That happens all the time. I guess people recognize me from television, but mix up where they saw me." Jennings added that he usually tries to inform people of their mistake in the form of a question: "What is your problem?"

Gmail User Pities Hotmail User
OLYMPIA, WA—Recent Gmail convert William Ramsak, 23, said Monday that his "heart goes out to" friend Kelly Oldenburg, who still sends e-mail through an MSN Hotmail account. "I feel so bad for you, needing to squeeze into 250 MB of storage space," Ramsak wrote to Oldenburg in an e-mail. "And I hate thinking of you sorting all your old e-mail, while Gmail automatically indexes mine so they are searchable." Ramsak then asked Oldenburg when he was going to "stop being a Microstooge and join Team G."

Schiavo's Right To Die
"If we allow one brain-dead Floridian to die, what's to stop us from extending that policy to include the rest of the state?"
"With proper treatment, Terri Schiavo could have gone on to live a long and... long life."

Horoscopes
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
Many major changes are ahead for you this week, but you'll probably give most of your attention to the changes involving temperature, altitude, and brain activity. (Oooo!)
Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
Nothing you've been told will prepare you for the pain of childbirth, especially when your daughter bursts from your brow, decapitating you instantly.

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Love the Jared/Ken article. I didn't follow the Jennings run on Jeopardy but would check in every once in a while. The Cingular commercials with Ken are funny, "What is filthy stinking rich?".
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