...Aaand my brain catches on fire

[sigma7]

Sugar Bush Squirrel is 'The Military Mascot' and a 'Superhero' to our troops everywhere. She is working to keep our country free while helping to free Iraq. Sugar Bush Squirrel is boosting the morale of our military troops everywhere by posing for humorous photos in military clothing with guns, tanks, planes and helicopters while wearing helmets, camouflage caps and a turban. Watch for more of her military shots in the near future as they shoot around the globe for freedom!!!

Oh. Wow. There's...so much...wrong here.... Honestly, the pictures of the squirrel holding a Kalashnikov are so low on the list, really. There's also the fonts (Times New Roman! No! Arial! No, Verdana! And italic! No, bold! And blue! No, red!), the animated .gif of the flag that...sparkles, the very concept of a squirrel being a "superhero" to the armed forces, the fact that the images are full-sized and just made to appear smaller by HTML, the country music pages (shudder)....

From concept to design to execution to spelling, there's just so much wrong here. But there is a squirrel -- that much she got right.

Comments

[erica-roo.livejournal.com]

That poor little squirrel... I hope she bites that woman on a regular basis...

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Yay! Signs of Roo! Hope your weekend is treatin' ya well.

[erica-roo.livejournal.com]

Squirrels always remind me of this time I was sitting in Lafene waiting for an appointment and one of my highschool classmates came in and said to the receptionist, "Uh... I got bit by a squirrel... should I see a doctor?" Not one of the brightest bulbs on the bush this one... a squirrel had gone down his chimney and he tried to trap it in a closet... I didn't ask if he was trying to dress it up though... ;-)

Lovely weekend. Lots accomplished. Hooray!