Ah, New Onion Day

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Highlights: Headline only: Disgruntled Bolton Shoots 17 UN Delegates, Self

Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920

What Do You Think? Dog Cloning: "I heard that cloned dog is highly unstable. Supposedly, if you pet it, its head'll, like, blow up." -- "Did they rip the dog in two? Because that's how I cloned my starfish."