Huh.

Emphasis added to the more accurate points.

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snerk

Again via Wonkette -- if you're at all interested in politics and enjoy irreverence and snark and don't mind in-the-beltway references, you should be reading it -- Jon Stewart on Dr. Phil's insightful little chat with Laura and George Bush, specifically, Phil asking if the Bushes believe in spanking.

"Does he believe in spanking? He believes in executing the retarded. Of course he believes in spanking!"

Also: The Daily Show's America (the book) is nothing short of brilliant. A lot denser and less one-note than the Onion's satire as of late, and just as good as that hallowed institution at its best. Thanks a-plenty!

my brain asplode

Probably the most frequently-asked question by my family regarding my employment is "Why don't you go into teaching?"

This is why I don't go into teaching.

No Child Left Intact.

Okay, last time....

...until something else earth-shattering happens: full story on the Murray case. A few familiar names pop up in the story, too. Sigh.

Better news: Prettybirds, Chargers, Chiefs all win. Wildcats...well, God knows what they've decided to do with their lives lately. "Play football" is not it.

And if you're trying to convince your mom to vote Kerry, there's help for you. Snerk.

Now, back to Evil Genius.

ETA: It's Wonkette's VP debate drinking game!

Excerpts:

Take two sips: Edwards smiles and shakes his head ruefully, as if to indicate Cheney just doesn't understand. Cheney shakes his head and pounds his chest, as if to indicate he's having a heart attack. Edwards points out we have yet to capture Osama. Cheney pulls Osama out from under his jacket.