Never fear, Bitter Dude is here

Well, someone had a productive evening.

Your Silver-Age Superhero Career
LJ Username
Your alias first-name is:	AstroAtomicBitterBlackBlueCoffeeDangerDarkDeathDoomFunkyGreenHappyHarmlessHyperLemonLethargicLiberalLightningMedicatedMegaObsessiveParanoidPlasticQuantumRedShadowSilverSleepyStarSunshineSuperTacoTheUltraWonder
Your alias last-name is:	BadgerBoyBozoBubblesCatCaptainChefChiefCowDogDudeGalGirlGuyKidKnightLadLassManMuffinNeighborPersonPigSquirrelStormThunderWoman
You can turn....	angerchocolatecoffeeheatkinetic energykittensleaveslightmedicationmoneypizzasoundsugarwater
...into:	cheesecredit card receiptsdisappointed relativesexcusesgood vibesgrapeshairHTMLicelaserslightningLJ postsmilkmilk jugsMountain Dewoptic beamspainparking ticketspuppiesraisinssmokesnowsocial awkwardnessspare changesquirrelstoothpastewallpaperwine
You team up with...	erica_roo
...to battle:	California
You petition to join:	the Justice League of America
Their response:	you're not sure, but you wake up outside with the door shut and locked behind you
You are best remembered for:	the hazy surveillance tape with the transgender prostitue and the aspiring politician
Your heroic level: - 88%
This moderately interesting quiz by sigma7 - Taken 2 Times.

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ETA: Sorry about the typos, all, but they won't let me edit it. Grr.

Why I'll never own a TiVo

By March, TiVo viewers will see "billboards," or small logos, popping up over TV commercials as they fast-forward through them, offering contest entries, giveaways or links to other ads. If a viewer "opts in" to the ad, their contact information will be downloaded to that advertiser -- exclusively and by permission only -- so even more direct marketing can take place.

Awesome story

People ask why I never consider moving to Topeka. Two reasons. Crime (I'd like to keep my car stereo, thanks) and Fred Phelps, a crime unto humanity.

Coming Out for One of Their Own (washingtonpost.com)

When [Fred] Phelps announced that his group was coming to picket at several churches and the high school, fresh battle lines were drawn. To many here, homosexuality was a sin, but Michael Shackelford was their sinner. Just as the November election was reducing moral issues to red or blue, Sand Springs confronted subtler shades of truth. Janice Shackelford was terrified by the persecution of her son, then surprised by what happened next.

Thanks to mightygodking, dragonscholar and, by extension, filkertom.