Maybe outsourcing is getting out of hand...?

The McDonald's restaurant in Hermiston, Oregon appears to be "outsaucing" customers drive-thru meals.

The restaurant on Highway 395 has outsourced one of the most important jobs at the drive-through window -- order taking.

When a customer drives through, they'll be patched through to Grand Forks, North Dakota to place the order. Why? Because the minimum wage in North Dakota is $5.15, compared to Oregon's $7.25.

Whee!

It took me a week, but phpNonsense is done. By "done" I mean that it's successfully parsing all of the templates I'm throwing at it without error or notice and that it has met every expectation I had for it to begin with. ( Programming blathering follows. )