Fireflied again?

God, just when I was getting complacent about House, Fox looks to lobotomize its lineup yet again.

David Cross made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night (hopefully he avoided drinking any of that magical champagne they serve in the dressing room) to promote Arrested Development. After he and Kimmel ticked off all of the awards the show has won, Cross revealed that he “found out on the internet” that production of the show had been shut down (here?).

I'm praying this is a misinterpretation of the scale-back of the second season for the animated atrocity American Dad.

And somehow this worries me more than the remaining bandmembers of Axis of Evil having nukes or Britain's secret program to breed the ugliest and most awful human beings ever seen. On the upside, Marcia Cross says she's not gay, but that's not much of an upside today. Gah.

Funny because it's true

The Onion | Point-Counterpoint: Cosmology -- which I find utterly hysterical for reasons I can't get into. But I want to shower it with Pulitzers.

Lettuce go!

Because it's been a bad day: Bunny suicides.

Do us a favor, eh?

And yes, I'll consider it a personal favor. Watch Arrested Development this Sunday after Simpsons. 8:30 ET/PT. Give this one a try. And if you don't like it, hey, my bad. But I think you will. (More than you'll like the Simpsons, I'm almost willing to guarantee.)

Sorry, I hate to be overbearing about this sort of thing, but, well, the FOX website told me to.