Cow stuck in tree

Imagine driving down a relaxing country road, only to see a 700-pound heifer's backside sticking out of a oak tree with its head stuck inside a narrow, hollow opening.

Pulitzers? Take notice. Greatest news story ever.

Matthew Broderick: stay home

Japanese coast guard officials said Sunday they believe an underwater volcanic eruption has caused a 3,300-foot high column of steam to rise from the Pacific Ocean near Iwo Jima.

This is, of course, how every good Godzilla movie begins....