"I want the next cow that has to go out there and stand on the street to have better protection than I had," she said.

What, you want context? Okay. "Chick-Fil-A Cow Mascot Nearly Attacked, Fired."
sigma7: Sims (beagle)
( Jul. 3rd, 2005 12:20 am)
Imagine driving down a relaxing country road, only to see a 700-pound heifer's backside sticking out of a oak tree with its head stuck inside a narrow, hollow opening.

Pulitzers? Take notice. Greatest news story ever.
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