Needs wheels

Upgrading an Ipod Nano to 200gb. Aesthetics sold seperately.

Daily outrages

Got porn? You probably do. Actually, how can you not?

Also, the brain trust on the Kansas Board of Education takes another bold step back into the Dark Ages: They hired Bob Corkins of Lawrence, a conservative activist with no educational background who lobbied against school funding, to be education commissioner at a salary of $140,000 plus benefits.

Moderates on the board protested the hiring, saying Corkins’ experience as the sole employee of two conservative think tanks was not suited to leading a $3 billion public school system of more than 400,000 students.

And his ticket to improving Kansas schools? Competition. *headdesk* How are kids ever going to adjust to the lives many people have planned for them unless we begin showing them now who really runs the country?

That does it. The birds are going to be home-schooled. No riding the teeny-tiny school bus for them.

For sore eyes only

Via indigoskynet: Herald Sun: Meet the new James Bond. Warning: picture makes it look like this superspy fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

omgwtfsquirl!

Squirrel raised amongst puppies. Cutest photo gallery evar. Make sure you see all 12.

Cutest photo ever, though? Bunny in a bee suit. (Honorable mention: bunneh steals cookie.)