And yet they'll put it on their resumes

Anybody care enough to keep reloading the Collegian and see if they ever update it for today? Not I. Seeing the lackadasical and half-assed approach they take (not to mention that the insipid level of the content is swiftly reaching critical mass) just breaks my heart. If only I'd known, I could've done a quarter-assed job of it back in my day. It almost makes me want to go downstairs and yell at someone. But that's a whole flight of stairs.

I bet there's a drowsy copy editor at the AP

Favorite headline du jour: Kids Doing Poorly in School May Be Sleep.

And the Arrested Development season has been trimmed to 13 episodes (God, I hate reading Variety), after finishing fifth this week. I think we can see where this is going. Dammit, why aren't you people watching it? And how in the name of all that's holy does Freddie get picked up for a full season? Dark-sided! Gargoyles! AAAUGH!