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Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In Streets

From last week: Home Depot Criticized For Pledging $10 Billion To American Cancer Society For Every Padres Home Run

But the highlight this week is definitely the U.S. Open Highlights infographic. It's golf, but it's still hysterical.

Oh, and congrats to Ghana on beating the US. YA RLY.

Crimes against the Interwebs

Word of warning: do not go to the Kansas State Collegian website without disabling images in your browser.

What should be a thumbnail of the paper's front page in the bottom-left-hand corner is, in fact, just a scaled down version of the entire front page, a 7709x13936 image. ALL SIX MEGS OF IT. Which is on every page of the site.

The mind boggles.

Blogspam: "Huggable Urns"

Wherever she goes -- to a restaurant, to visit family and friends, or to court where her husband faces a murder trial in August -- Lori Lemons takes her dead daughter with her.

...Lemons chose a 14-inch-tall, plush white teddy bear from Huggable Urns. With a zipper in the back and a sturdy, plastic-lined velvet pouch inside, it is designed to hold the ashes of a loved one or cherished pet.

"My son has taken naps with her, and I dress her up for the holidays like she's still part of the family -- she's just in a bear form," Lemons said.

Sorry for the post frequency, but how can you not share a story like this?

Futurama revisited

Cartoon Network orders 13 episodes of Futurama.

This still doesn't make up for their crappy treatment of JLU, but it's still fantastic news.