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kateshort by way of anw, marysiak and a few others....
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
Between my eyes, looking for the scar I got when my dad slammed my head in a car trunk. No, not kidding.
2. How much cash do you have on you right now?
Nil. I might have a buck in quarters in my pocket, but I can't be sure.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
Nest...?
4. Favourite plant?
There's a shrub en route to campus that looks like a bunny. No, seriously, it has two little stalks about the same height that stick up just like a bunny's ears. It's the bunny-shrub. I should take a picture before the students destroy it.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
That'd be my sister-in-law.
6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
"Arabesque," though I won't be truly happy until it's the opening to "Don't Fear the Reaper."
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Homsar's "Raised by a cup of coffee" t-shirt. One of my faves.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
I try not to, because then I subconsciously curmudgeonly seem to fight it. It's mildly insane to expect a living human being to fall into a rigid category and stay there.
9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?
I'm sockin' it at the moment. My favorite pair, though, are a pseudo-suedy major-retailer-vended pair that're comfortable as hell.
10. Do you prefer a bright or dark room?
I only turn on my bedroom light when I'm looking for something I dropped.
11. What did you have for breakfast?
A cup of coffee, a Diet Pepsi Twist, and three pieces of deli microwaved fried chicken. Again -- no, I'm not kidding.
12. Since question 12 is weirdly missing, make some shit up.
He's an underprivileged playboy cyborg with a secret. She's a virginal bisexual traffic cop from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping. Yeah, I know, go figure.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
"you don't know the address for trouble tickets -- here it is and I entered this message in the trouble ticket website. h" -- No, I'm not sure either.
15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?
Only right-clicking to bring the wrath of AdBlock down on 'em.
16. What's an expression that you say a lot?
Probably the one that Tiny Moo invented while trying to master both the wolf whistle ("wheet-woo!") and "pretty bird" at the same time -- "Pretty woo!" Or "oh noes." Or "woot."
17. Who told you they loved you last?
Muffin. He has his ways.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Muffin, again.
19. How many hours a week do you work?
*sob*
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Nil. Welcome to the 21st century.
21. Favourite age you have been so far?
Would it be sad if I said "five?"
22. Your worst enemy?
Apparently my résumé.
23. What is your current desk top picture?
I invoke the Muffin trifecta.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Who's mah punky-mig?" Three guesses to whom.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to go back in time and fix all your mistakes which would you choose?
Uhm...just the mistakes I've already made, or the mistakes I'll make in the process of rectifying what I've already done wrong? ...Eh, either way, I'll take the time-travel. Not just because of the misery I've already inflicted upon this gentle world, but because large amounts of money, which wonderful in theory, often cause as many problems as they solve....
kateshort by way of anw, marysiak and a few others....1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
Between my eyes, looking for the scar I got when my dad slammed my head in a car trunk. No, not kidding.
2. How much cash do you have on you right now?
Nil. I might have a buck in quarters in my pocket, but I can't be sure.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
Nest...?
4. Favourite plant?
There's a shrub en route to campus that looks like a bunny. No, seriously, it has two little stalks about the same height that stick up just like a bunny's ears. It's the bunny-shrub. I should take a picture before the students destroy it.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
That'd be my sister-in-law.
6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
"Arabesque," though I won't be truly happy until it's the opening to "Don't Fear the Reaper."
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Homsar's "Raised by a cup of coffee" t-shirt. One of my faves.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
I try not to, because then I subconsciously curmudgeonly seem to fight it. It's mildly insane to expect a living human being to fall into a rigid category and stay there.
9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?
I'm sockin' it at the moment. My favorite pair, though, are a pseudo-suedy major-retailer-vended pair that're comfortable as hell.
10. Do you prefer a bright or dark room?
I only turn on my bedroom light when I'm looking for something I dropped.
11. What did you have for breakfast?
A cup of coffee, a Diet Pepsi Twist, and three pieces of deli microwaved fried chicken. Again -- no, I'm not kidding.
12. Since question 12 is weirdly missing, make some shit up.
He's an underprivileged playboy cyborg with a secret. She's a virginal bisexual traffic cop from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping. Yeah, I know, go figure.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
"you don't know the address for trouble tickets -- here it is and I entered this message in the trouble ticket website. h" -- No, I'm not sure either.
15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?
Only right-clicking to bring the wrath of AdBlock down on 'em.
16. What's an expression that you say a lot?
Probably the one that Tiny Moo invented while trying to master both the wolf whistle ("wheet-woo!") and "pretty bird" at the same time -- "Pretty woo!" Or "oh noes." Or "woot."
17. Who told you they loved you last?
Muffin. He has his ways.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Muffin, again.
19. How many hours a week do you work?
*sob*
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Nil. Welcome to the 21st century.
21. Favourite age you have been so far?
Would it be sad if I said "five?"
22. Your worst enemy?
Apparently my résumé.
23. What is your current desk top picture?
I invoke the Muffin trifecta.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Who's mah punky-mig?" Three guesses to whom.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to go back in time and fix all your mistakes which would you choose?
Uhm...just the mistakes I've already made, or the mistakes I'll make in the process of rectifying what I've already done wrong? ...Eh, either way, I'll take the time-travel. Not just because of the misery I've already inflicted upon this gentle world, but because large amounts of money, which wonderful in theory, often cause as many problems as they solve....