Keyboard + dishwasher = ?

Anybody have any experience cleaning keyboards en masse? Say, in a dishwasher? I'm willing to give it a shot as I've got a few replacement keyboards on hand and it seems like a worthy experiment in which to sacrifice a guinea pig-board. But if anyone else has any secrets for clicky-clacky maintenance, I'd like to hear 'em.

Picspam to follow.

Picspam, Duck edition

The Anaheim Ducks won the Stanley Cup last night. Not that you could tell from most of the sports coverage -- it's already dropped off the ESPN front page in lieu of NASCAR funerals and a heart-stopping three-way tie for the lead at the LPGA tournament. Idiots.

Anyway. Today's picspam has more LOL-macros than normal. If LOL-macro-speak provokes anger and fury in you, maybe you should just lie down and sit the rest of this game out, huh? ( 47 pics below.... )

Well, it's certainly educational

Fourth-graders at Bedford Elementary School were exposed to hardcore pornography for a few seconds yesterday.

School officials say the students were watching a tape of a math lesson when a few seconds of porn appeared after the tape rolled past the credits.

School spokesman Ryan Edwards called the incident a fluke, and says school officials are blaming it on a video reproduction company.

They watched past the credits? Were they expecting something like the At World's End post-credits scene? Well, yo ho ho, at any rate.