The next Citizen Kane

Jerry Bruckheimer, the cinematic mastermind who brought the world Top Gun and Armageddon, has outdone himself. His forthcoming epic, which won't be released for three agonising years, is G-Force, a film about a group of guinea-pig commandos working for a government agency to prevent an evil billionaire taking over the world - an idea of such genius that it is a wonder nobody has thought of it before. Bruckheimer told ABC News: "It's half animation, half live action. It's about these special forces guinea pigs, and it's the most adorable picture that I've been involved in."

Picspam: 2000

My 2000th post. (If you're scoring at home, or even if you're alone, jkgriffin scored the 5000th comment. And no performance-enhancing substances were involved.)

Tomorrow I get my face broken again, so tonight we dine in...er, I mean, picspam. Warning: this one will probably disturb you, offend you or just cause some sleepless nights. Just sayin'. ( 45 pics below.... )