The next Citizen Kane

[sigma7]

Jerry Bruckheimer, the cinematic mastermind who brought the world Top Gun and Armageddon, has outdone himself. His forthcoming epic, which won't be released for three agonising years, is G-Force, a film about a group of guinea-pig commandos working for a government agency to prevent an evil billionaire taking over the world - an idea of such genius that it is a wonder nobody has thought of it before. Bruckheimer told ABC News: "It's half animation, half live action. It's about these special forces guinea pigs, and it's the most adorable picture that I've been involved in."

Comments

[beeform]

Aww! That's gonna be so cute!

[jkgriffin.livejournal.com]

This has to be the movie you've been waiting for.

[jenny0.livejournal.com]

Literal guinea pigs? I mean, I was half hoping they meant people who were freaky government lab test subjects. Sounds epic.