rewil! w00t!

I know I don't do this anymore, but nice customs curtsy to rewil. Shower her with adulation and applause, for today is her day.

Free tequila at Target! Sixteen-year-olds welcome!

Yes, if none of the security decides to show up, you can pretty much take what you want from Target. And if any of the other employees get big ideas about shoplifting or underage drinking and try to stop you, they get fired.

This is going straight into my file of "middle management is causing the apocalypse."