Picspam, captcha-captcha-kadabra edition

Apologies in advance to all the AIs on my f-list who won't be able to read huge swaths of this edition of picspam. Now you know how I feel about the color red.

Kudos to gloomchen (she of Nihilism and Cupcakes, your one-stop shop for dietary health, righteous anger and Wacom-borne giggles, which features 10 sneaky restaurant meals, parts one and two) and roseneko (and anyone else I forgot) for contributing to the maelstrom this go-around. God, I'm just glad it's Friday. Modest but thematic offering this time. ( 28 pics below.... )