Picspam, captcha-captcha-kadabra edition

[sigma7]

Apologies in advance to all the AIs on my f-list who won't be able to read huge swaths of this edition of picspam. Now you know how I feel about the color red.

Kudos to gloomchen (she of Nihilism and Cupcakes, your one-stop shop for dietary health, righteous anger and Wacom-borne giggles, which features 10 sneaky restaurant meals, parts one and two) and roseneko (and anyone else I forgot) for contributing to the maelstrom this go-around. God, I'm just glad it's Friday. Modest but thematic offering this time.

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Comments

[patchsassy.livejournal.com]

I should have been more on the ball with picture-taking. The local Hooters cannot keep all the letters of its sign lit for nothing...providing us with signs that read Hoes, Hors, Hoots, Oters, etc.

[gloomchen.livejournal.com]

The "myth busted" ambien walrus pic was so totally saved the minute I saw it. And seeing it again made me burst out laughing a second time. LOVE AMBIEN WALRUS.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Ambien Walrus is my spirit animal.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

In the same vein as Spamusement (home of Ambien Walrus), I present: Captchart.

[jenny0.livejournal.com]

Has Spamusement started posting again? I spent many a happy hour with my boss snorting over the site but then there were no new ones for ages. Ambien Walrus made my day.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, I haven't looked at it in ages. For a while it seemed like he was updating spasmodically, with occasional guest posts plucked from the forums, but then I quit checking. "Today is the day" will always hold a special place in my heart, though. :)

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

My favorite was always "She cant possibly be enjoying this!" -- though it's often been crowded up at the top of my Spamusement affection list. (Wish I could remember the name of the voice-recognition fall-down-stairs strip....)

But Ambien Walrus comes to us from Toothpaste for Dinner -- similar in style, perhaps, but less restricted in form and certainly more productive recently than the late, lamented Spamusement. (edit to fix lack of hyperlinking skillz)

[kansel01.livejournal.com]

Along with Today is the day, I've always enjoyed Today is the best day. But my favorite always is Have The Body You've Always Wanted

alternate "overpower bzzz" pic

[chaobell]

Someday I really need to 'shop a vuvuzela into a Ruby Rhod pic and add the appropriate caption.

[samson-of-5.livejournal.com]

This just in....Batman gets hernia dealing with Joker. Robin not to be found, reports place him in an undisclosed warehouse full of explosives.
"Harvey, I made my answer. I choose-"

[lacrimaeveneris.livejournal.com]

Oh Ambien walrus NEVER GETS OLD. Also, apparently I have something in my throat, because laughing made me wheeze during this post like nobody's business.

[robing.livejournal.com]

Where, exactly, is Ms. Pond putting her little hand?!?!?

Please tell me Action Doctor is fake. Please?

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Going for the sonic screwdriver, it appears. (At least she's consistent.)

Despite my most fist-clenched impassioned pleas, Action Doctor is not yet a real movie. But...but RLY WANT. (Though I love the tagline for Let's Hope There's a Heaven, too: "Kiss me, I'm dying.") If it were a short showing before Scott Pilgrim, my life would be pretty much complete.

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