I'm so glad the Onion opened up its archives. Now all of its classic stories are available via search, including this one which came up while I was showing
beeform the hapless adventures of Sig & Rusty, Sims at college, igniting microwaves all semester....
NEW YORKâTragedy struck at a popular Manhattan nightclub Saturday, when the roof, the roof, the roof of The Tunnel caught fire, collapsing and killing 43 party people.
NEW YORKâTragedy struck at a popular Manhattan nightclub Saturday, when the roof, the roof, the roof of The Tunnel caught fire, collapsing and killing 43 party people.
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