...Imagine if Osama bin Laden were killed in the weekend Pakistani earthquake. Does that count as "ironic" or just "odd?"

...Hrm. Any tin-foil hatted comrades wanna weigh in on the rumored state of the Pentagon's earthquake machine?

From: [identity profile] cptn-oblivious.livejournal.com


I thought it was NASA's earthquake machine. When did the Pentagon get it? Maybe I shouldn't get my foil hat info from Hollywood.

From: [identity profile] sigma7.livejournal.com


Well, my sources deep inside NASA have dried up or gone underground. I know GDI had the weather machine.... Maybe it was the IRS that got the earthquake machine, and the Department of the Interior got the slightly-humid machine....

Eh, I'm so behind in the times, it wouldn't surprise me if it were Mel Gibson who had the earthquake machine now....

From: [identity profile] opheliasclone.livejournal.com


Insert deep movie announcer voice here:
Mel Gibson, in Earthquake Machine, the movie you can't afford to miss!
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