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Millions of legitimately-talented prospective artists trying to make their mark in the world and yet this happens.
Kevin Federline boasts about his life with wife Britney Spears and demands to be called "Daddy" in a track from his forthcoming hip-hop debut. The 27-year-old's LP has yet to be released, but a track called "Y'All Ain't Ready" has appeared on the internet. Federline celebrates the lifestyle he shares with Spears and their baby son Sean Preston, but makes an embarrassing slip - confusing the word paparazzi with the surname of opera singer Luciano Pavarotti. He raps:
Back then they called me K-Fed
But you can call me Daddy instead
Go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner
I know you all wish you was in my position
Cause I keep getting' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
Getting anxious? Go take a peep
I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day and week
But maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me
Are we sure that's an actual error? Perhaps he has a brain disorder which causes photographers to be perceived as overweight Italian tenors.
This said, I do concur with his initial assessment of the situation: I-all am not ready, and yet I'm somehow comfortable with my utter lack of preparedness.
Kevin Federline boasts about his life with wife Britney Spears and demands to be called "Daddy" in a track from his forthcoming hip-hop debut. The 27-year-old's LP has yet to be released, but a track called "Y'All Ain't Ready" has appeared on the internet. Federline celebrates the lifestyle he shares with Spears and their baby son Sean Preston, but makes an embarrassing slip - confusing the word paparazzi with the surname of opera singer Luciano Pavarotti. He raps:
Back then they called me K-Fed
But you can call me Daddy instead
Go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner
I know you all wish you was in my position
Cause I keep getting' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
Getting anxious? Go take a peep
I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day and week
But maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me
Are we sure that's an actual error? Perhaps he has a brain disorder which causes photographers to be perceived as overweight Italian tenors.
This said, I do concur with his initial assessment of the situation: I-all am not ready, and yet I'm somehow comfortable with my utter lack of preparedness.
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Lileks had this (http://www.lileks.com/bleats/archive/05/1105/110305.html) to say about it the other day.
"Britney's husband Cletus has a new rap record coming out, and a sample has been leaked. And I mean "leaked" in the sense of “the Port-A-Potty holding tank has sustained a breach." According to some message boards the beats are cold mad hella hard dope stone bad, but the rapping does not appear to be meeting with much love. People do not seem to feel it. JFY."
I love how people refer to him as Cletus. The whole thing seems so white trash.