Worst quiz answers ever

[sigma7]

Ah, how I miss quiz-at-the-library night. DON SHULA! ...ahem.

Yes, I'm stealing Fark links. Shut up, I'm in pain. The Sun Online - Life: Worst quiz answers ever!

1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
2) A song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
10) A dangerous race? The Arabs
11) Something that floats in a bath? Water
15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle with wings
18) Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate
21) A sign of the Zodiac? April
22) Something people might be allergic to? Skiing
23) Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep
24) Something you put on walls? A roof
28) A food that can be brown or white? A potato
29) Something sold by gypsies? Bananas

The best one of these I've seen is from the American version of Family Feud, with the legendary Richard Dawson, which consisted of three horrific answers in a row (I may've misremembered the order):

The price of a dozen roses? $1.50
Besides a bird, something you'd find in a birdcage? A hamster
A piece of clothing children are always losing? Their pants

It's at this point that Dawson cups his face with his hand, turns toward the stage director and tells him, "Make a note of this episode."

Comments

[opheliasclone.livejournal.com]

Awesome. My favorite is number 24, since it is TECHNICALLY correct. :)

[erica-roo.livejournal.com]

Now that's funny! A dangerous race... hehehehe

[querldox.livejournal.com]

Worst quiz game answer ever, I think, was on Greed, hosted by Chuck Woolery. They were doing a special tv-themed question episode, and the first (and thus supposedly easiest question) of a round asked which of four game shows Chuck had never hosted. The player brags that he's made a point of following Chuck's career, and thus is absolutely positive that Chuck never hosted Wheel of Fortune.

2 minutes or so later, after Chuck has finished laughing, they brought out the next team.