When milk and cookies just aren't enough

[sigma7]

From reynardine:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In March, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In January, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In July, I fed aardy1 to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In April, I exposed rewil to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In June, I stopped indigoskynet from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-430 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
sigma7

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