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[sigma7]

From reynardine:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In March, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In January, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In July, I fed aardy1 to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In April, I exposed rewil to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In June, I stopped indigoskynet from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-430 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
sigma7

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Ia!

[rewil.livejournal.com]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In September, I sacrificed dazite to Cthulhu (500 points). In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon ebess (65 points). Yesterday, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In October, I fed anw to a Shoggoth (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-135 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
rewil

... Poor Elder God seems to get ran into by ships a lot.