As heard while waiting for Goblet of Fire, it's a new song from the Captain & Tennille called "Saving Up Christmas." And yes, it is every bit as wretched as you would imagine. Makes "Muskrat Love" sound like Beethoven's Ninth.
I'm most excited by the fact that the album is produced by someone called Daryl Dragon. I bet a hundred dollars he has a ponytail. You can't have a last name like Dragon and not have a ponytail.
You'd think with a name like "Daryl Dragon" that you wouldn't need another pseudonym, much less one that abandons your rather impressive nomenclature completely. What's wrong with Captain Dragon? Actually, that sounds like a stellar kids book: What's Wrong With Captain Dragon?
Oooh! The kids' book sould be about a cranky pirate captain, who also happens to be a dragon. And maybe some spunky little mouse swabbies discover that he's only cranky 'cuz he has a toothache! And then they pull the offending tooth, and captain dragon sings a song about how friends come in all shapes and sizes, and then they outrun the armada and everyone lives happily ever after!
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musicalbums-- er -- product?How terrifying. And here I was hoping that Sprint Wireless commercial they appeared on a couple years ago might have just been a fluke.
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You'd think with a name like "Daryl Dragon" that you wouldn't need another pseudonym, much less one that abandons your rather impressive nomenclature completely. What's wrong with Captain Dragon? Actually, that sounds like a stellar kids book: What's Wrong With Captain Dragon?
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Wow, ya learn somethin' new every day.
Oooh! The kids' book sould be about a cranky pirate captain, who also happens to be a dragon. And maybe some spunky little mouse swabbies discover that he's only cranky 'cuz he has a toothache! And then they pull the offending tooth, and captain dragon sings a song about how friends come in all shapes and sizes, and then they outrun the armada and everyone lives happily ever after!