Because beeform didn't believe me

[sigma7]

Via Boing Boing. Insert Andie McDowell squeaking here.

Sharon Tendler married her boyfriend in a private ceremony in Eilat, Israel. They've been in a relationship for 15 years. Sharon is a human. Her boyfriend, named Cindy, is a dolphin.

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[querldox.livejournal.com]

1) I look forward to the inevitable headlines on their divorce of "So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish".

2) Why the heck is a boy dolphin named Cindy?

[jkgriffin.livejournal.com]

Ewww. However, this reminds me of a website one of my classmates told me about (he found it by accident, I promise).

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

there's also www.dolphinsex.org

[redmonster.livejournal.com]

This raises several questions. Of all the animals she could have fallen in love with and married, why did it have to be a dolphin? Why not a more domestic, accessible animal, like a dog or goat or pig? What kind of marriage can a land-bound woman have with an aquatic mammal? Where will they live? Where will they sleep? How did Cindy say "I do"?

And if they can have inter-species marriages in Israel, why can't we have adult, all-human, same-sex and/or polyfaithful marriages here?

[(Anonymous)]

The marriage isn't legally recognized in either the UK or Israel, so it has no bearing on the question of gay or polyfaithful marriage.

Rob Berry
http://berry.nebulis.net/

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

And yet it has a more stable foundation and will probably last longer than most Hollywood marriages.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

What kind of marriage can a land-bound woman have with an aquatic mammal?

Why do I have the uncomfortable feeling that there's a fanfic out there that answers that question...?