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[sigma7]

Lore's new column is up, this one in the form of a changelog, no less. Starts good, gets much better.

Version History for UltraSolve Online Assistant

1.7

"Accept" button now grays out when appropriate.

Improved support for multiple users.

Added keyboard shortcut for "Publish" command.

Removed "bellowing moose" alert noise.

No longer displays middle finger image at system startup after free trial period is over.

Spell-checker now less "snotty."

Now fully compatible with iTunes.

1.6

Now remembers preferences settings correctly.

Lowered volume on "bellowing moose" alert noise.

Removed Easter egg displaying Photoshopped image of Lisa J. Pavenston apparently enjoying coitus with Dick Cheney and The Three Stooges.

Code merge with Online Assistant Deluxe Edition.

No longer plays "Conjunction Junction" every time you hit a function key.

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In other news, I have a rampaging migrane. Must go home soon.