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Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In Streets

From last week: Home Depot Criticized For Pledging $10 Billion To American Cancer Society For Every Padres Home Run

But the highlight this week is definitely the U.S. Open Highlights infographic. It's golf, but it's still hysterical.

Oh, and congrats to Ghana on beating the US. YA RLY.

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[querldox.livejournal.com]

OK, at least the Hurricanes didn't smash up Two Guys Pizza, Foundation's Edge Bookstore, or, most importantly Sadlack's Heroes (although doing a quick check, it does appear that Sadlack's is currently closed for serious renovation, so that might be why they escaped). Still, the article summed up my reaction as a former Carolinian to the Cup.