If you're like me and don't really care about soccer-slash-football, you may have missed one of the greatest moments in sports history today during the World Cup championship between France and Italy.
Tied 1-1 in overtime, the French star Zidane shows his displeasure with an Italian player thusly:

Zidane gets red-carded and ushered off the pitch (I'm sorry, "field"). Italy wins in a shootout. (YouTube clips -- first is better quality, the latter worth it to hear the announcers pleading, "Et pourquoi? Et pourquoi?")
As the wondrous
lizzyrose89 put it: whisky tango foxtrot?
Tied 1-1 in overtime, the French star Zidane shows his displeasure with an Italian player thusly:

Zidane gets red-carded and ushered off the pitch (I'm sorry, "field"). Italy wins in a shootout. (YouTube clips -- first is better quality, the latter worth it to hear the announcers pleading, "Et pourquoi? Et pourquoi?")
As the wondrous
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I mean, imagine someone being called "out" sliding into home plate not by the ump, the first, second, or third base refs, but rather by a ref sitting in the outfield, who "just happens" to have a perfect view of the Jumbotron.