Better eating through chemistry

[sigma7]

From the New Yorker via Boing Boing: the Ambien Cookbook.

Icebox Mélange
Ingredients:
Entire contents of refrigerator
1 Diet Snapple
5 mg. Ambien

Take Ambien, fall asleep.

Wait 2-3 hours, then sleepwalk to kitchen.

Devour everything in refrigerator (including all fancy mustards and jellies, iffy takeout leftovers, and plastic dial from thermostat).

Belch loud enough to wake wife or girlfriend. When she enters kitchen, bellow, “Can’t you see I’m working here?”

Fall asleep on kitchen floor.

After 4-5 more hours, wake up on subway, fully dressed from the waist up, drinking a Diet Snapple.

Comments

[beeform]

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[kitblonde.livejournal.com]

And that right there is why, lifelong sleeping problems aside, I've never touched a sleeping pill, and probably never will. They frighten me. Even under the influence of Nyquil (which is a rarity - I've gotta be *really* sick) I drop into a coma sleep punctuated by the occasional outburst of jibberish. Sometimes I sing little songs. Ambien would likely cause me to leap rooftop to rooftop, fighting crime in my sleep (and my underwear).

[iamstillthemoon.livejournal.com]

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