...So?

[sigma7]

Britney files for divorce from K-Fed.



Clever timing. Perfect news cycle in which to bury this little nugget of inevitability.

Bonus: A man who reportedly believed Republicans were conspiring to steal today's election entered an Allentown polling site, signed in and proceeded to smash the screen of one of the electronic voting machines with a metal cat paperweight, poll volunteers said.

Michael Young, 43, of 375 Auburn St., will be charged with felony criminal mischief and tampering with voting machines, according to Ronald Manescu, chief of investigations for Allentown police.

This is shaping up to be one hell of a news cycle.

Comments

[alexlucard.livejournal.com]

Seriously? Ha! And his WWE career was just taking off.

[iamstillthemoon.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is if any judge gives that rapping, freeloading, talentless, neglectful maniac of a man two children, I think the world's axis will vomit forth pure bile.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

And suddenly Britney (driving with infant on lap, nearly dropping infant while walking) is the lesser of the two evils. It's our political system in a microcosm right there.

Maybe Angelina and Brad will adopt the kids.

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

Can the judge opt to give custody to someone other than the parents? Please? Think of the children!

[iamstillthemoon.livejournal.com]

At LEAST Britney stays at home with the children. She has taken time out of her career for them.

[rainfletcher.livejournal.com]

Ah, so this is news?

Yah, 'cause there's nothing important going on today, or anything.

Bury it indeed.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Actually, this is a pretty good pro-choice argument....

[motteditor.livejournal.com]

Ironic that the K-Fed gets more press. We got a picture of this guy (at his arraignment; after much screaming); not sure when we're going to get it up on the Web site.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Is it just me or is Allentown turning into a weirdness magnet?