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I'm sorry, but this sentence strikes me as possibly the greatest sentence in American journalism so far this year. Just please, don't attack the messenger.
"He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx," testified the dominatrix, Gina Pane, 31, buttoned up in an olive-gray suit with her black hair pulled back in a bun.
God bless you, Fark, and I'm so sorry,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
indigoskynet. The opinions of the dominatrices herein are not necessarily those of the management and its subsidiaries, especially in regards to digestive/excretory functions and the agreeability of municipalities of urbanized areas.
"He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx," testified the dominatrix, Gina Pane, 31, buttoned up in an olive-gray suit with her black hair pulled back in a bun.
God bless you, Fark, and I'm so sorry,
indigoskynet. The opinions of the dominatrices herein are not necessarily those of the management and its subsidiaries, especially in regards to digestive/excretory functions and the agreeability of municipalities of urbanized areas.Tags: