Potter Seven title; meh

[sigma7]

I'm not a huge HP fan, but cleolinda points the way to the newly-unveiled title of the final book. Sadly, I don't think it's a possible result of the Harry Potter Title Generator, but I'll see if I can't work it in right quick.

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[kateshort.livejournal.com]

Sirius Black and the Centaur's Asset
Harry Potter and the Bottom Wizard
Rubeus Hagrid and the Bouncy Neighbor


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And a million slashers descend with glee...

btw, I'm requesting that more British cities be included. Like London, Manchester, Cambridge, Oxford, Toad-on-Something-by-the-Something-Else, etc.

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I want to open a tavern called The Buttered Alchemist. Or at least make a drink to match that name.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

More Brit cities: can-do. I just added the 200 largest cities in Britain, from London to...er, Bassetlaw. Now whenever you get a city, you get a one in three chance of getting either (1) a real city somewhere in the world, (2) a made-up city name or (3) a British city. So your chance of getting either London or Bassetlaw on any title that features a city is...1/600. Exactly the same as your odds of getting Minneapolis. And personally, I'd read Harry Potter and the Room of Minneapolis, myself.

[iamstillthemoon.livejournal.com]

Lamest. Title. Possible.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Lucas could've done worse. I'm not sure computers are capable of the levels of inanity needed for a Star Wars prequel title generator.