On the 12th day of Christmas the NFL gave to me
Twelve fired coaches!
Eleven angry owners,
10 scheming agents,
nine cheer-babes dancing,
eight missed field goals,
seven dropped passes,
six bouncing fumbles,
Five-maaaaaaaan blitz
Four defensive backs,
three-step drop,
two reversed calls
And a cell phone in a goal post.
Twelve fired coaches!
Eleven angry owners,
10 scheming agents,
nine cheer-babes dancing,
eight missed field goals,
seven dropped passes,
six bouncing fumbles,
Five-maaaaaaaan blitz
Four defensive backs,
three-step drop,
two reversed calls
And a cell phone in a goal post.