Via AdultSwim.com -- Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself). After getting stuck on Firefox several times, I finally bit it on IE, 2:44 in. Smited, stapled, shredded and pinata-ed. Still can't figure out what's up with the mail room.
3:21 and 3:19. Variously smited, foot-balled, torched, supplied, stapled, scrapbooked, pinata-ed, copied, shredded, nuked, supplied, paper-cuttered, eaten by shark with lasers, and gnawed by weasels.
In the mailroom, you can put the umbrella through the pneumatic tubes to spike yourself. And get at least one of the guys to go postal.
The clown in the men's room, the toilet+hand dryer combo, the server room nerds who turn into axe-weilding ninjas who "gygax" you, the shark, and trying to get into the boss' office are all excellent.
The combos are, of course, the best, but there are one-shot doozies (some repeatable, like the smiting) and clusters of lesser damage-causers all over the place.
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And, Mozilla Seamonkey had no problems with my self abuse. (It never does...)
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In the mailroom, you can put the umbrella through the pneumatic tubes to spike yourself. And get at least one of the guys to go postal.
The clown in the men's room, the toilet+hand dryer combo, the server room nerds who turn into axe-weilding ninjas who "gygax" you, the shark, and trying to get into the boss' office are all excellent.
The combos are, of course, the best, but there are one-shot doozies (some repeatable, like the smiting) and clusters of lesser damage-causers all over the place.
Much fun was had.