The cheese stands alone

[sigma7]

I knew one day or another they'd run out of cool and ominous-sounding nicknames for drugs. I did not expect that day to come so soon.

A cheap, highly addictive drug known as "cheese heroin" has killed 21 teenagers in the Dallas area over the past two years, and authorities say they are hoping they can stop the fad before it spreads across the nation.

It's yet another Monty Python sketch come to life.

Comments

[endersgame3.livejournal.com]

if i ever decide to become a drug dealer, i'll have to be sure to pick a code name like "the farmer in the dell"

Oh, Mr Tulip.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Clang, Slip, Chop, Rhino, Skunk, Triplin, Floats, Honk, Double Honk, Gongers and Slap?

Re: Oh, Mr Tulip.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you just tripped on a skateboard and fell down the stairs.

Re: Oh, Mr Tulip.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Tripped on some phrasing and fell down Terry Pratchett, more like :P