Harry Potter and the Review of Unmitigated Awesome

[sigma7]

If you can't find the spoilers, if you need the spoilers, but don't want to wade through 800-ish pages of JKR mailing it in, indulge in the most spoiler-soaked snarktastic review of HP&tDH you'll read before...Friday. It's a piece of genius, it is, and not quite as long as the book itself.

Choice bits:

Page 52: Six naked Harry Potters. No. I'm serious. It's almost like Rowling decided "oh, fuck the legions of kids. I'm writing this one for the grownup fans."

Page 82: Oh good, it's the return of Angry Jackass Harry. I never ever get tired of him.

Page 226: Hermione's exclamation of shock: "Merlin's pants!" I mention this without comment. Consider it a sorbet, to cleanse the palate.

Page 309: "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!" Harry Potter is Batman!

Page 626: And it is finally confirmed that Crabbe and Goyle are, in fact, actually intellectually handicapped, rather than just seeming to be.

Comments

[iamstillthemoon.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link! :3

[neonnurse.livejournal.com]

THANK you! Linking to this gives an actual reward for slogging through those blurry .jpgs!

[marysiak.livejournal.com]

It says the journal has been suspended...

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Deleted, I guess, sadly enough. improved_archie got a second DMCA, and add that to one for posting the DH review before the release date and that's game, set and match for mightygodking.

Via aardy1, here's the Google cache of his DH review.